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‘Jokes’ courtesy of the cricket section!!

January 8, 2014 / By: Mark Masiak / In:

Q: What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube?

A: A laughing stock

Q: What’s the difference between a Cinderella and a Pommy cricket team?

A: Cinderella knew when to leave the ball!

Q: What’s the difference between a Pommy cricket team and a funeral director?

A: A funeral director isn’t going to lose the Ashes!

Q: What’s the height of optimism?

A: An English batsman putting on sun screen!

Q: What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?

A: Both spend their time wondering where their next score is coming from!

Q: What’s the difference between an English batman and a formula 1 driver at speed?

A: Nothing. If you blink your eye you will miss them both!

Q: What does an English batman who is playing in the Ashes and Michael Jackson have in common?

A: They both wore gloves for no apparent reason!

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